Sunday, July 15, 2007

Butner’s biggest problem THE LAVA LAMP STEALERS

Ok. Heres the story. your not going to freakin believe it. In 2002, the counselor of Butner took a trip all the way up to New York City and saw the coolest thing ever. He saw a HUGE lava lamp right in times square! It was on the side of a building and was an advertisement for something. He decided right then and there that Butner should buy it and display it in town for tourists to come see the home of the largest lava lamp in the whole world. We decided as a community that this would really be great for Butner. But then we all couldn't believe it when a town in Washington had the same idea. We are still sad that they beat us to it and now THEY have the largest lava lamp in the world. Ugh! I get so mad thinking about it. See! I told you you would freakin not believe it too!I still can't believe it. We were planning on trying to buy it and then put in right beside the Econo Lodge because that's right by the interstate. We thought it would be a great plan for drivers to see it when they pass by on the road. Anyway, if you want to see their dumb web site, you can see it at www.giantlavalamp.com. It would serve them right if I gathered up a bunch of moon rock and put them in a jar and brought them back to Butner so that we would have "the best moon rocks in the world." If you comment about me going to space it would help me do just that!

Your friend,

William
http://www.brianhubble.com
http://www.myspace.com/lunamission

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